Five Gossipmongers

By: The Obasan

What's a phone? A phone today has so many functions. To some, it's a camera; other's a camcorder, an mp3, or even a tv. But do you know what's the one thing that the phone no longer functions as? The one function that people don't use it for?

That would be:

Being


a



bloody phone.

ok fine, I'll try to be fair. At least one aspect of its initial function has been lost. How's that then? I mean, yes, we're still taking phone calls and sms-ing people with them. But people can't seem to pick up damned calls. Like hello??? You're phone is ringing?? How do they do it? I mean just let the phone drone on and on until it finally gives up and decides to shut up. THESE PEOPLE ARE AMAZING. Maybe they're ring tones are too good, and they decide to do a kbox or something. I have absolutely no idea.

Oh and better yet, the people who have inboxes. In this case the phone just keeps ringing until you hear a click sound and you go "ZOMG! they've done it! They've decided to pick up!!!XDXDXD", but nooo. it says "9...6.... 8..... 8.....  0..... 5.....7..... 5...... is unable to come to phone right now, please leave a message after the beep"
And obviously, after all the desperate attempts to call someone, you'd be like ah whatever, I'll just leave a message. HA! DREAM ON. 'cos you know what?



they're inbox is full>.<



Man, I miss the times when phones were just phones.