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By: The Obasan |
Ever taken the train in the mornings? First you stand behind the yellow line, and politely wait your turn to move into the train whilst everyone else is trying to do a "salmon (swim upstream against the pouring waters..)", squeeze their way through the throve of people who try to get out. and afterwards, once you've finally gotten your poor sleepy self into the train, there's always this problem of people not wanting to move in. Yes, some people don't bathe in the morning, they still have bed hair, but do you really need to torture me, breathe down my neck just because i did???? oh bother=S
FWAH. and the horror of all horrors: THE RIDE HOME. just think about it. after a long day at work, we're not physicallly drained (unless for some reason typing on the keyboard can work out the rest of the body.. that i've yet to see!), but totally and ABSOLUTELY mentally drained. but nooooo... we've to go through the whole process again. stand behind the yellow line whilst the train station now sings to you that the train is coming, and you think to yourself how the &(#$$&@*$ am i supposed to love my ride la! hahaha. but yesh. now we're in the train. standing there, staring longingly at the reserved seat and wishing that you were either pregnant, or hadnt dyed those white hairs away with that bubble dye of yours...
the more you stare...
its strangely hypnotic..
and suddenly it happens.
you fall asleep whilst standing up.
and that's when an angel from heaven spreads out his wings from behind his laptop backpack, and offers you his seat=] it feels like a dream, like you just stepped out of corrine may's mv: angel in disguise..
Thank you for making my day, my dear guardian angel=]
let's put a smile on someone else's face today=]
gossip.mongers the glam: I ALSO FELL ASLEEP STANDING UP! HAHAHAHHHAH